Up early to pack and get over to Heathrow with the crippled mermaid!! Went over to LA with Phoebe, Dan, Rob (from TG) and the Fish (who was on crutches!) Managed to flag down one of those little golf carts at the airport to get her comfortably to the gate after they wouldn't sort a wheelchair!!

A very long flight that dragged with a lame selection of movies. Watched the Fantastic Four, followed by three part three films all that weren't very good. Could go for a meeting in Hollywood over the next few days and fill them in that Pirates, Ogres, and Heists with bad story lines have all been done before!!

After landing and waiting to get through customs for 2 and a half hours picked up the rent-a-car and headed off to our hotel. Welcome to Cuntville should have been written on the door at the Shit Standard! A women behind the front desk in a glass box, a shit DJ, and some of the most pretentious people probably in LA. I think we would have preferred the Travelodge!! I don't understand how people get away with calling shit decor retro! I think Phoebe said it best at the front desk, I don't like it here!!! Went straight to bed...